moulinmiserables:

My face when someone mentions Lord of the Rings.

May I tell you a secret? You’re not a golden lion. 

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

  1. 24 hours after watching cap 2: HO H WHA T THE FUCK IM WITH YOU TILL THE END OF TH ELINE WHAT NO DON'T DO THIS T O ME
  2. 48 hours after watching cap 2: lmao bucky hates milk so much
  3. 1 week after watching cap 2: hail hydra

shameless challenge » favorite family relationship
↳ mickey and mandy

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

In case ur wondering why u haven’t been on as much is bc I’ve been playing quiz up

LLMNS